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Brain Cells
ABsBrainsCells, managing “The curse”
- All-time record
- 35–31
- Win rate
- 53.0%
- Titles
- None yet
- Playoff trips
- 2
- Trades made
- 5
Scouting report
Lineups
81.1%
Lineup efficiency, #11 of 13 on the Lock-In Index. Leaves 103 points on the bench a week. Worst week: 367 left sitting in 2023–24 week 1.
Their guys
- Jayson Tatum1,710 points over 24 weeks
- Kyle Kuzma1,477 points over 48 weeks
- Jalen Brunson1,437 points over 24 weeks
Draft eye
- Best pickJamal MurrayTaken #40 in 2024–25, re-drafted #17
- Worst pickAnthony DavisTaken #9 in 2025–26, re-drafted #130
Trade record
4–1
+1,688 net points across all trades
Best: 2024–25 week 4, Michael Porter Jr., Cam Thomas (+796).
Worst: 2023–24 week 13, Tyler Herro (-198).
Season by season
| Season | Team | Seed | Record | Points | Finish |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2023–24 | ABsBrainsCells | #11 | 5–16 | 8,452 | Missed playoffs |
| 2024–25 | ABsBrainsCells | #1 | 18–3 | 11,200 | Semifinal |
| 2025–26 | The curse | #6 | 11–10 | 9,309.5 | Quarterfinal |
| 2026–27 | The curse | #9 | 1–2 | 1,326 | In progress |
Owns
Head to head, per Sleeper
Owned by
Head to head, per Sleeper
Every trade
5 trades, oldest first, with the trade court's verdict.
2023–24, week 12
Won +294
Received Grayson Allen, Jalen Duren
Junkyard Dog got Darius Garland
2023–24, week 13
Lost -198
Received Tyler Herro
KawhiNot got RJ Barrett
2023–24, week 15
Won +572
Received Brandon Ingram, Bogdan Bogdanović, P.J. Washington
Junkyard Dog got Cade Cunningham
2024–25, week 4
Won +796
Received Michael Porter Jr., Cam Thomas
Will Lin got Tyler Herro, Cameron Johnson
2025–26, week 4
Won +225
Received Wendell Carter Jr., Cameron Johnson
Junkyard Dog got Devin Vassell